a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
by Sexydimma March 3, 2015
Get the St Valentine's Day Massacremug. When two lovers break up on or just before Valentine's Day. Usually over money, sexual frustrations, or because they don't feel they actually love one another enough to be valentine's day(Love holiday) worthy. Pure stupidity, ladies and gentlemen! Also a leading cause for higher suicide rates around the world at this time of year. Attention Valentine's Day Break-ups are the moves of all things filthy cold and heartless, these kind of people will die alone one day.
Valentine's Day Break-up example 1:
"How was your Valentines Day?"
"John broke up with me."
"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."
Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:
5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."
"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"
"How was your Valentines Day?"
"John broke up with me."
"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."
Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:
5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."
"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"
by BLOodyValenTINE666 February 12, 2010
Get the Valentine's Day Break-upmug. Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.
1.
I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.
2.
Dick: Where are you rushing off to?
Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.
Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.
I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.
2.
Dick: Where are you rushing off to?
Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.
Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.
by AxtoGrind July 3, 2009
Get the like a schoolie on Valentine's Daymug. Josh: Dude! You hyped for Valentine's day?
Parker: Yeah! Gonna get a whole bunch of that Valentine's day butt sex.
Parker: Yeah! Gonna get a whole bunch of that Valentine's day butt sex.
by Taco+Shurry=<3 February 12, 2014
Get the valentine's day butt sexmug. Sex with a woman having her period.
by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004
Get the St. Valentine's Day Massacremug. Have some girls get on their knees in a line. Proceed to take your pants off and bunny hop down the line, slapping the girls across the cheek with your cock.
by studmuffin March 7, 2005
Get the St. Valentine's Day Massacremug. a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
by Sexydimma December 8, 2014
Get the St Valentine's Day Massacremug.