Useless

It's when you don't feel wanted in life or no one wants to hang out with you.

She is so useless most of the times.
I'm useless to everyone around here

by Can't hang out March 16, 2017

Useless fuckwhistle

A person who cannot comprehend or execute the simplest of tasks

"My fucking roommate was so ignorant that they opened the box of cereal from the wrong end, and I opened it from the opposite end, and it spilled all over the floor! She is such a useless fuckwhistle

by Useless Fuckwhistle June 3, 2016

useless tossers

someone who isnt of any use and is a bit of an idiot.

Useless tosser

You's cant even put that lightbulb in you are all useless tossers.

by useless tosser August 23, 2016

useless

brain-dead

Everybody uses their brain, but some people useless of it.

by wpk January 24, 2017

Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link

Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless

by Big left hand November 20, 2020

Useless

(Collective noun) a group of aging, white, conservative males. Called such for their inability to come to a reasonable agreement when gathered together to address an issue and essentially end up doing nothing or making more complicated problems in the process.

The useless gathered together to vote on the stimulus package but, with no surprise to anyone, failed to do much to way lay the economic panic of the people.

by Ferralyn river November 1, 2020

Useless

this post

fidget spinners are useless

by a random account December 29, 2020