twotswotter

a woman who stops another woman from getting laid

a twotswotter is acockblocker for women

by skinny pv July 20, 2010

twodamn

A female, when saw from a distance one would say damnn(shes good looking),but after approaching her one would say DAMN:/(shes busted).

person 1:Hey do you see that chick over there?
person 2: Yeah I saw her yesterday in class shes totally a twodamn.
person 1: Figures. I hate twodamns.

by jcoll22 April 7, 2011

twottin mouth

similar to cotton mouth except your mouth is dry from eating alotta vagina

After eating all that pussy I had a major case of twottin mouth.

by thesensone June 28, 2011

Twoted

When something has been quoted on Twitter

In honor of President's Day, I twoted Abraham Lincoln and got four retweets!

by Shan26 November 11, 2011

Twotasaurus

A girl with a giant vagina

She had a twotasaurus

by Jimbosium November 28, 2011

twoods

Slang word for Woods but for twitter

What are you doing in your part of the twoods?

by anontwoods January 6, 2012

twatdock

The fishy smell of a woman's vagina, as if she has a piece of haddock stuck up in it.

It smells like twatdock in here! Oh I'm sorry- your mother just left.

by twofakebitches2 May 13, 2014