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A complicated website used by old people who think Twitter is what people use nowadays. Many TV and radio shows and celebrities boast about having a Twitter account.
Twitter also restricts you to 140 characters (WHY?!?!) and there are no privacy settings.
There is also hardly anything to do. It's like a complicated, basic Facebook.
The reason it's 'complicated' is because nobody understands how you USE the site; what's 'retweeting'?, what are these '@Mentions'? IT'S COMPLICATED!
Person A: 'Hey follow me on Twitter!'
Person B: 'Dude, seriously, get a Facebook.'
Twitter by Alexander_Banks November 7, 2011
noun. anatomy. The area located directly between the "twat" and the "shitter". Formerly known as "taint".
twitter is the new taint.
twitter by icrackmeup August 12, 2011
Twitter is a social media network where users creat accounts to post things like buisness information, personal matters, and sports updates... Not drama.
I love twitter
Twitter by Trey vogt July 27, 2016
twitter's full of drama, you log on, see the first tweet, and you close the app
twitter by Asian_girl August 1, 2020
twitter by zanek111 November 11, 2020
Kid 1: Dude, I just found this super cool playground called "Twitter," We should totally go some time.
Kid 2: yeah that sounds epic

Parents everywhere: Alright, kids but if you go make sure to beware the citrus man.
Twitter by Lotus 2.0 December 10, 2020