Tweet Attention Deficit Disorder

The inability to comprehend anything containing more than
140 characters.

President Lincoln, we know it's an important speech tomorrow at Gettysburg, but considering tweet attention deficit disorder could you cut it down to 140 words?

by I.M.Salmon March 5, 2011

tweeterrhia

When you start tweeting uncontrollably. You just can not stop.

I was checking my mentions and got hit with a crazy case of tweeterrhia. Sorry for flooding your timeline.

by That Pretty MuthaFucka January 4, 2012

Tweet Twit

Someone who acts like a idiot on Twitter by posting negitive and idiotic comments.

Two guys recently acted like Tweet Twits by posting hateful comments on Twitter

by BruinKiller3469 January 23, 2013

tweet stealer

someone who steals tweets and gets more likes / retweets, commonly used on stan twitter

did you see saba and edar’s tweets on the timeline? it was the same as alex’s, they’re such a tweet stealer

by dwvibe May 27, 2020

Lone Tweeter

A person with little or no followers, but updates their Twitter anyway.

*Ann just updated her twitter from Twitterberry*

John: Why do you update your twitter when you have no followers?

Ann: I guess I'm just a Lone Tweeter.

by JFuhresh May 15, 2009

serial tweeter

Somebody who posts too many Tweets on Twitter. They post about everything that happens in their life. Your Twitter dashboard is consumed by Tweets from this ONE PERSON.

@example1: I just saw the coolest bird.

@example1: Oh man, this is a good sandwich.

@example1: My dad is such a homosexual.

@example2: @example1 you are a serial Tweeter!!

by stopyourserialtwitter@as August 28, 2010

Status tweet

When someone uses a hashtag on facebook, much to the annoyance of his/her friends. Usually results in unfriending of the person and or burning down of their house.

Facebook:

Fernando: Just got my license! #elated

Alejandro: stfu. Status tweets are not allowed.

by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012