Posting many "tweets" on twitter (sometimes facebook) in rapid succession, whether said tweets were important/relevant or not.
JoeBloggs: I just ate a piece of cake (10 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: That was damn good cake (7 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Damn, now I'm thirsty, might get a drink (3 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Mmm, pepsi. Goes down good (just now)
That, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of tweetarrhea
Tweetorrhea is a communication disorder, expressed by excessive typing of tweets regardless of the meaning and the value of the message. Tweetorrhea is a newly discovered illness and their causes remain poorly understood, however some theories emerged about their connection with low self-esteem and inability to build real life relationships.
John is suffering from tweetorrhea, harasses me five tweets per minute, my phone still buzzing.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"