to twat

to act in a cuntish way; a slightly more appropriate way to say someone is a cunt

Judy: Hey Matt, how do you feel about the Patriots losing?
Matt: It fucking sucks! Why did you bring that up??
Judy: Wow, you don't have to twat about it.

by BuTangClanFire March 15, 2016

twatting

To twat, to spend a period of time doing and achieving nothing, either intentionally or by accident.

''we did nothing all weekend, just sat around twatting''

by Cobs71 October 24, 2008

Twat Shaped Twat

When you're so mad at someone, all the good insults disapear from your head....and this is what you are left with!

I can't believe you did that! You are such a Twat Shaped Twat!

by MistressC February 4, 2010

twat

twat is the female genitals.

when a women gets undressed her twat is revealed

by tftydtyfytrft November 19, 2007

twat

The parting between a female's vaginal lips. Hairy twat's may be harder to find than a shaven. Twat may be found offense so be careful how you use it...

Hey Tiffany, Your twat tastes of fucking cheese and fish- dont you wash down here?
*slap*

Barry you fucking hairy twat!

by relentle$$ January 6, 2007

Twat

One who Tweets on the social networking site Twitter.

Wow, did you see Perez Hilton's Tweet yesterday? What a twat!

by princeyanni April 23, 2009

twat

the word in which woman like to have their meat wallets refered to as

jessica can play the harmonica with her sloppy twat

by urexcellency January 6, 2007