Twat

The word twat in the dictionary means ' pregnant goldfish!'

that goldfish is a twat!

by Sofii February 03, 2008

twatting

To twat, to spend a period of time doing and achieving nothing, either intentionally or by accident.

''we did nothing all weekend, just sat around twatting''

by Cobs71 September 14, 2008

twat

twat is the female genitals.

when a women gets undressed her twat is revealed

by tftydtyfytrft October 31, 2007

twat

The parting between a female's vaginal lips. Hairy twat's may be harder to find than a shaven. Twat may be found offense so be careful how you use it...

Hey Tiffany, Your twat tastes of fucking cheese and fish- dont you wash down here?
*slap*

Barry you fucking hairy twat!

by relentle$$ May 08, 2003

Twat Shaped Twat

When you're so mad at someone, all the good insults disapear from your head....and this is what you are left with!

I can't believe you did that! You are such a Twat Shaped Twat!

by MistressC February 04, 2010

Twat

One who Tweets on the social networking site Twitter.

Wow, did you see Perez Hilton's Tweet yesterday? What a twat!

by princeyanni April 23, 2009

twat

the word in which woman like to have their meat wallets refered to as

jessica can play the harmonica with her sloppy twat

by urexcellency May 16, 2003