dog turds

Turd-shaped, chocolate-glazed "donut bites," sold boxed in grocery outlet stores.

I picked up a couple of boxes of dog turds to have with coffee on Sunday morning.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

turistic

Having the quality of a tourist. Often used as a pejorative, as in ‘losing touristic scum’. Often spelled ‘turistic’ or ‘turistik’, so that phrase might be more properly rendered ‘lusing turistic scum’.
it is in latinoamerica

Having the quality of a tourist. Often used as a pejorative, as in ‘losing touristic scum’. Often spelled ‘turistic’ or ‘turistik’, so that phrase might be more properly rendered ‘lusing turistic scum’.
it is in latinoamerica

by romulo October 17, 2006

Turetsey

To swear a lot for no good reason in casual conversation. Dropping the F bomb between every other word.

"He's a cool guy and has lots of stories but he is a little turetsey"

by imFamous Chef February 4, 2010

turds guarding the outhouse

A corrupt police department.

the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.

by [e-mail] August 30, 2010

turdsubstantiation

The actual alchemical process a product or message (turd) undergoes during its transformation into something a committee or focus group expects will be desirable or acceptable.

Requires judicious application of turd polish, a meeting, and mad skillz.

Using her magical powers to cause turdsubstantiation, Lucy was able to transform the app's constant crashes into "instant memory clean up and performance optimizations."

by ggr October 20, 2012

tarts 'r' us

A location saturated in tarts.

My msn is just tarts 'r' us.

by JAMD December 23, 2013

Turnsteads

An estate in the chavy town of Cleckheaton in West Yorkshire. The people who live there seem to be on the Jeremy Kyle show often. The people are inbreads.

Turnsteads Turnsteads Estate

by Arriva, Serving Yorkshire January 12, 2014