tumping

performing oral or just to have sex with someone with either special needs or downs syndrome.

billy - "did you hear about the janitor"

chris - "no, he touching kids again?"

billy - "nah, this time he got caught tumping"

chris - "ouch"

by puntay March 26, 2009

turning tree

A tree turning to fall colors or any tree which makes you turn your head to gaze at the beautiful colors it has turned to.

I loved your pictures of Main in the fall with all the turning trees.

"As fall doth raise it's solemn breeze,
And glazes gold majestic turning trees..."

by ishamor February 4, 2009

turning japenese

When at the end of cronic masturbation, you start too look japenese. My friend who is chinese said that this is what it means, i don't know.

Dude when i was in science class i masturbated so hard that i was turning japenese.

by ukrainekid December 27, 2008

Turpin

1 (n.) A person who spends his days chundering and fighting welsh people, mostly those from swansea.. also has suspiciously long showers cracking one out and spaffing on the floor for everyone else to stand on

OMG i let you in the shower to clean the chunder out of your hair and you go and flog the dolphin your such a turpin

by realestateninja May 19, 2010

turning my swag on

biting the lower lip with some unstable knee sways. . . and almost falling over

Turning my swag on: I jizz right in my pants everytime your next to me, and when were holding hands its like having sex with me...

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense.. and I jizzed in my pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

by the one and only Malibu March 25, 2009

tursing

to curse while typing a combination of the two words type + cursing

I was so angry about my boss I was tursing to June in an e-mail about it...

by la tina January 5, 2008

Turning Into A Tree

When you're playing a game and there's some glitch that makes you die twice on the same life (ie. You get shot and fall off a cliff, two people shoot you at the exact same time).

Phil: Ha! Clyde, I shot you!
George: No, I shot him!
Clyde: I'm turning into a tree here!

by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011