Turning the stone up

When one mate in a marrital commitment is caught by a third party trying to remove their wedding ring in contemplating approaching someone with the intent of breaking the wedding vow. In short, the intention of cheating on the other spouse. The action of removing the ring is caught and approached by the prospect, and the return excuse by the married member is: "I was turning the stone up", referring to the embedded stone in the ring and positioning the ring to display the stone topside!

Bob was at the bar and was caught "turning the stone up" by a hot female he just met! She asked what he was doing when he was trying to remove his wedding ring on approach.

by d.e.m.o. November 9, 2011

Turning Trickmuffins

Beatin the box up. It is a substitute for the now too popular "waxing Goose." Clearwater brings the fire on this site!

Russ got all liquored up and was Turning Trickmuffins on my couch. The stains were devastating.

by Grant Griffin December 12, 2006

turkington

puttnam's last name!!!!

putnam turkington
laugh wid me homie!!!!

by sdfghji June 25, 2008

torfing

to fuck around in any way shape or form.

stop torfing and do your job

by rollout October 11, 2010

turning leafs

in the act of anally satisisfying your partner with your tounge

what took you guys so long? were you turning leafs?

by cyfy42690 October 4, 2012

Turdfing

The desperate urge to crap when no toilet is handy and having to use the nearest garden/lawn.

Barry. I really need a shit.

Dave. Nip into that garden and give the lawn a good turdfing.

by gotgcoalman July 9, 2016

turping

It is simply the act/event of turning up.

^Also know as getting krunk.

I'LL BE TURN UPTING TONIGHT AT THIS PARTY MAN OR SHOULD I SAY TURPING

by Megasonicpoptarts January 1, 2017