Reverse Bummed

After forcing a huge crap out you feel sore and violated from the inside out.
Your arshole has been stretched to the max by the turd exiting.

Ned. what's the matter I thought you just needed a shit.
Mike. Yeah I did but it feels like I was reverse bummed.

by gotgcoalman June 14, 2018

Glasaki

the foreign telemarketing types.

I'm sorry I don't understand are you speaking Glasaki.

by gotgcoalman May 27, 2018

Strimming the mars bar.

Finding a dog turd whle using a strimmer,spraying yourself and anything within 10 feet with shit.

Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.

by gotgcoalman September 11, 2016

Turdfing

The desperate urge to crap when no toilet is handy and having to use the nearest garden/lawn.

Barry. I really need a shit.

Dave. Nip into that garden and give the lawn a good turdfing.

by gotgcoalman July 09, 2016

womb duster

A large/long penis capable of reaching the corners of a womans vagina no man has come close to before.

On seeing a good looking girl a guy says to his friend "I wouldn't mind giving her a spring clean with my womb duster."

by gotgcoalman November 19, 2014

flange tangle

A matted mound of pubic hair.Often with a slight fishy smell.

"See her over there? I wouldn't shag her she's a right flange tangler"
"I pulled her the other week.Didn't screw her though,she had a massive flange tangle!"

by gotgcoalman November 20, 2014