Glasaki

the foreign telemarketing types.

I'm sorry I don't understand are you speaking Glasaki.

by gotgcoalman April 17, 2018

Strimming the mars bar.

Finding a dog turd whle using a strimmer,spraying yourself and anything within 10 feet with shit.

Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.

by gotgcoalman September 11, 2016

Reverse Bummed

After forcing a huge crap out you feel sore and violated from the inside out.
Your arshole has been stretched to the max by the turd exiting.

Ned. what's the matter I thought you just needed a shit.
Mike. Yeah I did but it feels like I was reverse bummed.

by gotgcoalman June 08, 2018

flange tangle

A matted mound of pubic hair.Often with a slight fishy smell.

"See her over there? I wouldn't shag her she's a right flange tangler"
"I pulled her the other week.Didn't screw her though,she had a massive flange tangle!"

by gotgcoalman November 20, 2014

womb duster

A large/long penis capable of reaching the corners of a womans vagina no man has come close to before.

On seeing a good looking girl a guy says to his friend "I wouldn't mind giving her a spring clean with my womb duster."

by gotgcoalman November 19, 2014

Turdfing

The desperate urge to crap when no toilet is handy and having to use the nearest garden/lawn.

Barry. I really need a shit.

Dave. Nip into that garden and give the lawn a good turdfing.

by gotgcoalman July 09, 2016