The act of being really messed up, most likely on cannabis, so much so that you run into walls and try to eat things that aren't edible.
During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.
During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.
by MrDoug October 16, 2006
Get the turded mug.To be Turked or also commonly known as being 'Turkey'd'. This phrase is common in the North West of England, specifically Manchester.
The phrase originates from the city's Bar} culture where a group of people, typically male work colleagues enter into purchasing alcoholic beverages on a round basis. each member of the group purchases a drink for each member of the party.
Being 'Turked' is where one member of the party consciously avoids entering into this practice and somehow consistently manages to avoid entering into payment for both their own drinks and those of the other members. This act is known as being Turked or the derivative Turkey’d
The phrase originates from the city's Bar} culture where a group of people, typically male work colleagues enter into purchasing alcoholic beverages on a round basis. each member of the group purchases a drink for each member of the party.
Being 'Turked' is where one member of the party consciously avoids entering into this practice and somehow consistently manages to avoid entering into payment for both their own drinks and those of the other members. This act is known as being Turked or the derivative Turkey’d
Drinker 1: Howcome I came out with £50, only had 5 drinks and now have no money left?
Drinker 2: Someone is doing a 'Turk' fella, you've been Turked!
Drinker 2: Someone is doing a 'Turk' fella, you've been Turked!
by Jack Roseby April 4, 2008
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a meat that is in some kind of tube form, usually made from some kind of mystery meat
ex: sausage, hot dogs, brats...
ex: sausage, hot dogs, brats...
by leanonpoop February 23, 2009
Get the tubed meat mug.1. To be called out at your place of residence by people with knives.
2. To go down on a girl vigorously in a way she would find uncomfortable.
2. To go down on a girl vigorously in a way she would find uncomfortable.
1. Brooks got turfed out by the brothers robrahn.
2. Kevin totally turfed out jenny's vag last night.
2. Kevin totally turfed out jenny's vag last night.
by Marilyn Monrofl December 30, 2008
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Talk to several guys at once when they think you are only talking to them. Technically a girl form of a guy
Talk to several guys at once when they think you are only talking to them. Technically a girl form of a guy
i wish i was as tubed
by fndshcdjs December 3, 2010
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Sorry I'm so late, man! I went to check out that video everyone's been talking about and wound up getting side-tubed for like an hour.
by smart*ss October 1, 2010
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