Monkey Tuna

A bitch made mahfuckah. They can have any one of the following traits or a combination of them. Some traits have not been discovered yet either.
A skinny white kid.

Wears a fanny pack.

Sticks his/her nose in all sorts of business that doesn't involve him/her.

Tries to be in control of other people.
Can share same character traits and flaws as a Mr. Bob Dobalina.
Lies about dumb shit.
Bites the hand that feeds him/her
Has a part time job sucking cock.
Easily intimidated by people larger than him/her
Leaves garbage everywhere.
Greedy
ALWAYS concerned solely with their agenda.
Diarrhea of the mouth.
Has an extremely distorted sense of their value and contribution(s) to society.
Gets confused when simple mathematical computations are required.
Social Climber
Interloper
Pits people against each other just for his/her own amusement.
Not very well-liked among peers.
if you actually did something to benefit someone OTHER than YOURSELF, people MIGHT not think you are such a goddamned monkey tuna.
by code313 May 26, 2014
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Tuna Swipe

When your women fingers her vagina then swipes it across your upper lip. Leaving an abundant amount of moisture behind.
My bae gave me a Tuna Swipe and I've smelt it all day.
by Rocknness December 04, 2016
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tuna bucket

Unpleasant smelling vag
derogatory slang used for female genitalia
stank pussy
Man, that bitch had a tuna bucket.

Deja-vu is one giant tuna bucket

I tried to eat her pussy, but i passed out from that tuna bucket.

by shelcore January 06, 2008
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whacking the tuna

I am in bed "whacking the tuna"
by lcm9368 August 01, 2017
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Tuna-Frogging

When someone decapitates a stuffed frog plush toy, fills it with tuna, re-attaches the head, and then puts it in the back seat of your car to let it rot.
Dude, Zach Tuna-Frogged me last night.

What the fuck is Tuna-Frogging?
by Kevbotthelezbot June 10, 2013
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Tuna week

A week for tuna. Just like shark week except for tuna.
by Tunaweek March 06, 2020
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tuna party

A party of females with no males present. This often leads to drunken lesbian experiences and experimentation.
My girlfriend went to the tuna party last night and made out with 2 other girls a the same time... I wish she had taken pictures.
by Hank May 21, 2004
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