bog trotter

an irishman, a bog wog

by Bigmeuprudeboy September 9, 2003

Twatter

When a girl squats at your house and pays her rent with her twat.

That girl is such a Twatter. Does she ever pay any rent?

by piratemactster December 17, 2008

tattered sleeve

how your anus feels after a day or two of the squits

been on the toilet all day, got an arse like a tattered sleeve

by daniel connolly November 10, 2007

twatterface

A woman that would be offended if she knew what a twat was, and realized that you were making fun of her. But she doesn't.

Aly:Hey guys I haven't seen you in so long!
Mike: Hey twatterface.
Aly:Oh whats up...wait, what did you call me?
Mike:I said hey aly.

by Matt Lorenz April 8, 2008

Twatter

Version of twitter for Christian boybands with purity rings and pubic hair that grows out of their cranium.

Joe Jonas: I don't use Twitter, I prefer Twatter.

Nick Jonas: But that's because you're gay...

Joe Jonas: Precisely.

by Mileycyrusluvsanal May 2, 2009

Twatter

The midway point between twat and shitter

Rachel needs to shave her twatter.

by AuntJemimasIronSkillet October 15, 2010

Tattered Clam

When a pussy has been used to the point where the outer lips become dry and darkened; appearing very similar to the edges of a steamed clam. They will feel dry to the touch and may become an issue if lubricant is not applied. Also note that when separated the smell can be very similar to that of a slightly rotten clam.

I reached down her pants to check things out and to my dismay I found a dried up old tattered clam.

by Beender February 20, 2009