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TEXT TONE MEMORY LOSS 

The condition of a person who on average takes days to respond to even the simplest texts. When asked about it they will say they didn’t realize they didn’t respond. Also known as TTML.
Hey Charlie, ask Aliya if she wants a meal from McDonald’s. Sorry Mark, Aliya suffers from text tone memory loss; She won’t respond for a few days.
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to keep it tone 

wearing sun-shades during any activity
e.g. he was walking his dog and tried to keep it tone.
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tennesse two tone 

When a white male and a black male have anal and they shit on each other's dicks then eat it.
He went Tennesse two tone on him.
tennesse two tone by Elsa Root January 5, 2017

big tone 

A cool Flip on the Bob Freeman Show.
Big Tone kicks ass, and he is gentle with the ladies.

earphone tone 

the loud tone of voice someone unknowingly uses when listening to music due to the fact that they can't hear themselves talking
Jack, turn your music down and stop using your earphone tone!
earphone tone by iCoinedThat1199 December 16, 2009

bleach and tone 

Did you get Tana's new bleach and tone shirt?
bleach and tone by Jama13 July 28, 2017

ass tone 

rectal trumpetry. particularly audible farting; possibly musical in character.
after raising his left cheek the man sitting next to me issued such rapid-fire ass tones, an open assault of both nose and ears.