tolik

The most dumb stupid dude you could ever meet but with a ok smile to make girls turn away

Tolik was my ex a couple days ago i got a better boyfreind now.

by tolidfhjfthf February 14, 2018

toist

fondling of the butthole using fingers, toes, toys ect.

Do you wannna toist?!
OR
WhO's Up Fo SuM tOiStIn??!?

by Darlonna August 29, 2006

toliver mcfailure

The state of being one "TOliver" while having your father do a hoe-down up front. This of course leads to the disowning of one's family.

Theodore "VindowViper" Oliver

by Phasmatis568 January 23, 2004

Talisman

A strange object which contained magical powers. Usually comes in different shapes and sizes. Normally used in fiction storybooks.

The talisman is at where the evil king will be.

by Nightcat Sue May 9, 2017

tolfs

verb - alternate word for tits, breats, hooters, fun bags etc.

look at the tolfs on that or malletts got so fat hes grown tolfs

by treeboi666 January 6, 2009

talisexy

one who is extremely tall and sexy. normally hotter than the average man. can be found rarely in the state of MN.

wow.. hes really talisexy

by cake eating monster August 15, 2006

go sit on the toliet

: the act of sitting on a port-a-potty, toliet, jon-jon, home potty.
: telling one to shut up

also goes in conjunction with better calm down

*Party*
Reese: YEAH RAWK ON!!
Lad: Calm down. Go sit on the toliet.
*silence*

by kdv July 8, 2005