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Beafy Tostada

Generally used when viewing porn or while your at a strip club. Refers to a woman's beaver - usually when it is a bit "meaty".
by Ty Webb April 9, 2003
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Testache

When a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty balls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the space between the upper lip and nose of another person.
That sick ass faggot gave me a testache.
by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003
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Testament

Character from kickass game Guilty Gear.Dark magic and voodoo are his specialties.
Testament could pawn Ky-s ass
by soiti July 30, 2006
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Yankee Tostada

Start off giving the girl you're fucking an Abraham Lincoln, then spread her legs open (she must be on her period.) Once you have the bitch under control, take a deuce inside of her then resume vaginal intercourse. Once you bust a nut inside of the slut, force her to expell the Yankee Tostada from inside of her clam shell then dig in.
I gave that slut Nancy Grace a Yankee Tostada, the bitch asked for seconds when she finished. Come hungry leave happy I always say...
by Vice "Husky" Versa May 5, 2011
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Toptanguler

Her boobs are toptanguler.
by J.T. 2 April 22, 2008
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toastaroastin

fly, sweet, ballin, studdin
a term used to describe something
Damn that shot was toastaroastin.
by Connorpk March 25, 2009
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Toastalitus

toastalitus is a rare eating disorder in the preparation and eating of toast. the duration of the eating of each peice of toast must take as long as prepartion,

common slang names for someone with toastalontus is known as a toasty or toast tart or a tallulah.

the physical attributes are big heads and the ability to cry on demand how ever psychologicaly they are an insecure minority who become compulsive liar and cleptomanics, commonly stealing from family members in most cases the older sister. they are a jealous bunch who are unloved and threated to run away due to this laco of compassion towards them.

there own eating disorder is aggravated further by being second best at everything and never comparing to older sisters. whom are smarter and far more attractive. they become sheep and try act like those who they aspire to be like but can never pull it of, this is where they alleviate stress by the presentation of there toast.

usualy spreading carefully covering the entire side of bread in a topping or two. unfortunatly due to anxiety and low self asteem they burn the toast. and try to hide it by smothering extra toppings and spraying the odd bit of febreeze in the surrounding environment.
tallulah your toastalitus is really bugging me, hurry up and eat it before i do, slow coach
by toasttart November 10, 2009
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