A guy that wanted to be Crazy Internet Famous on youtube. He does "weekly" Documentaries about Youtube called Becoming Youtube. Ben is a guy that got everyone to draw him on Twitter. He has firetruck red hair.
by smilesr4free February 10, 2013
1.
Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.
2. Stitches - Fuck the police
I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue
3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?
4. Ill be cooking bacon.
Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.
2. Stitches - Fuck the police
I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue
3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?
4. Ill be cooking bacon.
by Yambalaja May 18, 2016
by Ernie-Bo-Bernie April 26, 2008
by Dreezy Mac February 01, 2007
Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.
by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010
The Gallagher of our generation. Dane Cook is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite his extreme mediocrity. His amazing lack of jokes combined with his ability to run around the stage like a five-year-old without his meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of comedy. His trite and obvious observations contain no punchlines and often appeal to people with short attention spans.
You ever go into the bathroom and everything is WET? The floor is wet! The counters are wet! Everything's wet!
-Dane Cook
Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?
-Andy Kindler
-Dane Cook
Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?
-Andy Kindler
by Illusion February 20, 2007
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