Vander-Cooked

When two guys score with the same chick at the same time

Hey Baby, wanna get Vander-Cooked

by Ernie-Bo-Bernie April 25, 2008

Benjamin Cook

A guy that wanted to be Crazy Internet Famous on youtube. He does "weekly" Documentaries about Youtube called Becoming Youtube. Ben is a guy that got everyone to draw him on Twitter. He has firetruck red hair.

Benjamin Cook's "weekly" Becoming Youtube documentaries are AWESOME!

by smilesr4free February 10, 2013

cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010

Cooked Chicken

Noun.

A chicken which has been slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.

Car salesman: *slaps chicken with the speed of 3725.95 mph* this is a cooked chicken.

by Atheon February 22, 2019

fully cooked

Smoking marijuana to the point where you cant smoke anymore.

Jim: Hey you want this man?
Tony: Nah I'll pass...I'm fully cooked

by Dreezy Mac February 3, 2007

Dane Cook

The Gallagher of our generation. Dane Cook is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite his extreme mediocrity. His amazing lack of jokes combined with his ability to run around the stage like a five-year-old without his meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of comedy. His trite and obvious observations contain no punchlines and often appeal to people with short attention spans.

You ever go into the bathroom and everything is WET? The floor is wet! The counters are wet! Everything's wet!

-Dane Cook

Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?

-Andy Kindler

by Illusion December 14, 2008

Jamie's Cooks

Jamie's Cooks are an unknown entity, they roam stan Twitter proclaiming justice for Jamie Robert Cook and occasionally Nicholas Edward O'Malley.

They often use language such as 'rahrah' and 'ratty' to refer to either emotions or actions. Their definitions are unclear.

Person 1: Have you seen the Cooks today, they took over someone's comments section again

Person 2: Again? I swear they're all over the place

The Jamie's Cooks need help, they have a family tree and refer to eachother as familial rats.

by Rattyslag June 1, 2019