Wet tissue

Sperm

She swallowed my wet tissue

I got my wet tissue all over Sarah’s face

by Winston445 July 15, 2020

offical tissue

offical tissue being honest with a person to the best of your ability without beating around the bush

Jhonny better have my money today and thats Offical Tissue dog.

by jameson r wilford-lewis February 12, 2008

Wet Tissue

When a person (ultimately gender doesn't matter for both parties) blows their nose into the other persons vagina or asshole for the pleasure of the recipient.

Guy 1: I totally gave her a Wet Tissue last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!

Guy 1: I think I even got a few boogers into her

by 1$97fj+ November 26, 2013

sniffle tissue

Noun
A facial tissue in which one excretes their mucous when they have the sniffles.

"My sniffle tissue you will not throw!!!"

by The Original Mr. Sniffles October 15, 2006

big tissue

Multifunctional bastard offspring of the Big Issue. With porn.

Nothing helps the homeless more than handing out the latest edition of the Big Tissue.

Can also be used to wipe oneself clean after the event.

big tissue.. big tissue.. you got 20p for some smack?

by massive bender October 15, 2007

Wave Tissue

Blowing your nose as a large wave crashes over you, therefore eliminating snot/boogers in a discreet way. Commonly used by those too lazy to just get out of the water and find a tissue.

While I was on a date with Cameron I could tell my nose was about to drip. Rather than gross him out I quickly used the Wave Tissue!

by ShannaBanana15 July 31, 2010

scott tissue

Scott tissue paper.. Use it to clean ur butt it works.

Ass crack feeling strange? Perhaps it's time to make a change! Switch to Scott brand and not only feel the difference, you'll smell the difference!

Scott tissue it gets the slop out.

Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.

by LilJa December 18, 2013