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Tinder Goggles 

An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.
I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.
Tinder Goggles by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017
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tinder tango 

When you delete Tinder because you find someone you really like but it almost instantly falls through with that person and then you have to re-download the app...
"Kendall keeps on doing the tinder tango"
tinder tango by seattlesailorscout December 29, 2017

Tinder hinder 

My date last night was a tinder hinder. I wasn’t into her and she prevented any possibility with anyone else for the night
Tinder hinder by Lucassworldwide February 4, 2018

Tinder effect 

When you see someone else on tinder and you can’t help but get on tinder yourself.
The tinder effect hit Jim when he saw John swiping and decided to start swiping himself.
Tinder effect by G BARRS May 9, 2018

Tinder-tutes 

Women or any gender who uses Tinder as an online prostitution scheduling system. Typically cam models, call girls, sugar babies, gold diggers, whores, hookers and prostitutes. Although anyone soliciting sexual favor for money applies.
Hey man, that girl on Tinder is HOT AF!

Yeah, unfortunately she’s a $300 an hour hooker! Damn prostitutes on Tinder are Tinder-tutes!
Tinder-tutes by SirDavid May 21, 2018

Tinder Kinder 

The surprise result after an unprotected one night stand between 2 Tinder matches.
“I met this really handsome guy on tinder and we spent the night at my place. 9 months later I gave birth to an unwanted tinder kinder.”
Tinder Kinder by kay_b3 May 25, 2018

Tinder lick 

Licking another ones ass that you just met on tinder
Met a girl last night and tinder licked her
Tinder lick by Psydo123 June 1, 2018