threats

what I get everyday.
T H R E A T S are a great way of saying "technically I didn't hurt them...(physically)"

UNHEALTHY COPING MECHANISM FOR THE WIN

"I will rip that toung out of your mouth, twist it around your head and strangle you with it."
"haha. I'm in danger"
"threats :)"

by By Bi bi (except I'm pan) June 28, 2021

Threats

They aren't the only ones.

Hym "You're not going to pay the price for what you're doing here and you're not making whatever point you're trying to make. These are not threats. It is the only our I'm willing to give you. I'm not just going to go away. Your kids don't need to die here."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2024

Threat

A statement in which you tell someone you won’t purchase them donuts if they come at 8 am to buy them

Hey, if you don’t come tomorrow morning to buy donuts, you don’t get one

Hey! Don’t fucking threaten me

by I need socks 5462 January 07, 2022

The triple threat G EAZY

The biggest baddest bitch in the game.

In fact she flipped the game on its head and now owns an army of at least 50,000. Plus a few others also worship this elusive goddess card.

Did you see THE TRIPLE THREAT G EAZY SHE he ZIGZAG on those pussies? They gon' get the fuck outta dodge. Triple threat is the most talented player, coach and head of the clubs.

by Smartypantsshakeanddance November 14, 2021

Threat lungs

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.

Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!

by FlameofUdeeznuts April 03, 2022

monkey threat

a hollow threat.

None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.

by uttam maharjan June 25, 2010