Shameful Sweater

When you are stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper and must resort to using a sweater. Shameful.

A) My uncle had no toilet paper....I had to use a sweater to wipe my ass. I wonder what became of that shameful sweater.

by Bobs Sweater Factory November 26, 2011

swimsuit sweater

At the beach, when a guy is shirtless and his back and chest are covered with so much hair it looks like he's wearing a sweater!!

Nice swimsuit sweater!

by Lacielovestrex April 26, 2014

Meat Sweeper

Cock sucking mustache.

Look at the meat sweeper on that guy.

by joshthephotographer138 October 24, 2014

Floor Sweeper

A derogatory term for man who behaves like a dick so big it would, if real, touch the floor and sweep it clean as he walked along.

“John is a real floor sweeper.....” implies that someone named John is behaving like a very large dick.

by Urban Worrior May 8, 2014

Nipple Sweaters

An endearing term for the bushy circle of hair that grows around the nipples of men and some unlucky women.

I was so into licking her titties until I noticed her nipple sweaters. I think I got a hair in my teeth.

by Patsallthat July 8, 2016

beach sweater

Full coverage high-density chest and back hair displayed in beach settings and at company pool parties.

Bruh! Look at the wind blowing through that guy's beach sweater.

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

multi-purpose sweater

a sweater, comes in many different colors, and the neck is floppy.
has many uses, contains mystical powers.

includes:
shamwow
batman abilities
bank robbing mask
picture scenery
comedic possibilities.

*may cause the neck to itch*

Yo, check out my multi-purpose sweater, it's poppin'!

I smacked that jank with my multi-purpose sweater.

by dmaonrigealnle March 15, 2009