Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

Sean Sanity

Regaining your ability to reason and understand complex situations after exposure to Sean Hannity.

Did you hear Dave regained his Sean Sanity? Yes, even though we disagreed we were able to talk reasonably about a topic for hours and both learned something new.

by Shunned Millennial February 24, 2022

where your sanity is

Hard to find, when the world seems to have lost its way.

All day she had been battered by fearsome news, exhausted by screen time, assaulted by warnings. Getting into bed - where she had worked since morning - she asked herself, "It's ten o'clock, do you know where your sanity is?" And her answer was, "Not really, no."

by Monkey's Dad May 28, 2020

Sanity

1. Pure evil
2. If you are in possession of such a thing, fix it. NOW.

baaaaaaaaaaaaaad moose sanity, wench

by amu October 11, 2003

Swagitis

A medical illness pertaining to one having, radiating, or encompassing swag.

Anthony: Did you see Damion at the mall yesterday?
Jake: No, why?
Anthony: He got three girls' numbers and and two of them are models. He definitely has a serious case of swagitis.

by Swaggernaught September 30, 2011

Swanton

A form of gay sex that involves one man licking another mans sweaty, hairy anus usually after a workout or high energy activity.

Oh my god Bill, you'll never believe it, Ronny asked me to give him a swanton and it was so disgusting I almost vomited, at least he came on my face after.

by GayNiggaLife November 17, 2018

Sanity

Nooooo I outsourced MY sanity to YOU and was left wanting. And it’s a brilliant idea because it came from me.... And I’m a genius.

Hym “My sanity isn’t much of a concern for you at the moment though.... It will be when I defeat the creature. “What happens when the ‘flaming sword’ comes for you?” It doesn’t I’m the one who sends it. Was that your favorite part? That’s my favorite part. That what makes it cool!”

by Hym Iam October 24, 2022