Swagitis

A medical illness pertaining to one having, radiating, or encompassing swag.

Anthony: Did you see Damion at the mall yesterday?
Jake: No, why?
Anthony: He got three girls' numbers and and two of them are models. He definitely has a serious case of swagitis.

by Swaggernaught September 30, 2011

Swaggitis

A bad ass disease where the swag germs just kick the ever loving shit out of your white blood cells and you feel like utter piss for several days. It's mighty awesome, and even though you feel like your esophogus is being set on fire, your still proud to say you've had motherfuckin' swaggitis.

Sorry, i cant go to school today. I have swaggitis and its playing whack-a-mole with my lymph nodes.

by harry fucking potter April 27, 2010

swagstist

One that has too much swag. Or that can judge others by the amount of swag that they have.

Christina was a swagstist because she had too much swag.

by YaGirly May 14, 2014

swagilishous

swaggy and delicious together
swaggy means when you ace a math test or your cool😎

omg that’s so swagilishous

by bitxhy January 4, 2021