"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"
by My Cancer has AIDS March 20, 2014
a phrase used to describe the act of sexual pleasue behind a parking garage in a crowded area after a concert. Usually consisting of a Male to Female ratio of 1:14.5.
Guy 1: I totally just gave my girl friend a Kentucky Ding Stool last night
Guy 2: WoW, that is so situational.
Guy 2: WoW, that is so situational.
by Sudonchew James Glavanovits March 15, 2008
a jacobs step stool is a jacobs ladder but for a small penis
did you hear what i was just told my friend told me her man went to get a jacobs ladder but when the guys at the shop seen his penis they just laughed and said its too small for a jacobs ladder to be put on so they gave him a jacobs step stool instead
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 02, 2009
When a man stands up from his desk, drops his pants and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.
by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022
When a man fills his bladder with soft poo through his penis and pushes it out into his partner's mouth.
by JustClause February 05, 2016
The act of a male sitting on a bar stool, and spinning around, while 4-5 girls kneel beside it and take turns sucking him off
Brady- Dude I met these girls at Sky Bar and then took them home and did the Bowling Green Bar Stool
Mike- You lucky Bastard
Mike- You lucky Bastard
by S Daddy April 10, 2008
Bill "What's the rush??"
Dave "I gotta ride the stool bus"
Bill "Don't forget to drop the cosby kids off on your way"
Dave "Planned on it"
Dave "I gotta ride the stool bus"
Bill "Don't forget to drop the cosby kids off on your way"
Dave "Planned on it"
by suaverico April 29, 2011