Siamese Stalker

The same as a stalker, only they make it more obvious and just follow you around. Comparable to a Siamese twin, but not physically connected.

Logan must really like you, 'cause he's acting like a Siamese Stalker!

by Flabs June 25, 2012

Wing-stalker

A friend or associate who assists in the stalking of your own personal chosen victim of desire.

She was a great wing-stalker and always advised me of when he had turned up at the local pub so that I could make myself glamorous and accidentally bump into him.

by FayeBombay April 6, 2017

Dorgle Stadeelious Froogle

Somebody who lives in Nevada and like helicopters.

Citizen Of Nevada: I like helicopters :)
You: You're such a Dorgle Stadeelious Froogle!

by McDonaldsOfAustralia February 4, 2023

Swamp Donkey Stalker

A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!

Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!

by 3$K August 5, 2017

Scatty as Staley

this is when you get more scatty than tom staley

mate your getting scatty as staley

by bIG ALADJKJJJ December 17, 2019

din far er skaldet

din far er skaldet is when you just really did something stupid and there is nothing you can do about it.

okay i forgot to do my presentaition.
LOL din far er skaldet

by Temp0 October 21, 2020

Stale

Similair to peak, but used to describe a person. Almost a mixture of when somebody is dead/boring and peak.

“Riley French is so stale”
“Ye I know he’s always scoring sweaty goals with Icon Hernandez”

by OJ S January 25, 2018