Spotted blumpkin

When one has anal sex with a female pulls out she defecates on herself and you then ejaculate on the feces

The other night during very vigorous sex I gave Valerie a spotted blumpkin.

by Oklahoma tingler December 27, 2022

Spotted

Spotted or Spotting is a game where one male tries to ejaculate onto a spot on another male's body (back, forehead, armpit etc)

Kevin is really good at being spotted.
His aim the other day was amazing

by 6IXSIDE LAWD January 27, 2023

spooned

spoon/spooned (gaming)
verb: short for 'spoon fed'; used in jest in gaming contexts to refer to someone's good fortune when it hasn't been earned, e.g., when someone gets a rare drop from a boss on their first ever kill.
noun: someone who's spooned often

*in-game announcement: Player's username found a rare item!*

everyone: "You're such a spoon!"/"Spooned!"

by throwawayud March 17, 2023

Skooted

Ejaculated on stream

I skooted my pants on stream

by Tech_support420 August 15, 2023

Spooped my booke

Definitely a real actual thing real actual people say all the time. It's randomly improvised in place of sayings people actually say like, "scared me silly".

"Skinamarink... spooped my booke."

by GhostFrog7 December 19, 2023

Spotted Dick

Originating from a misunderstand of the term “Cheater Cock,” this phrase is a way to call someone a cheater. Typically in reference to cheating in a card game.

“He’s such a spotted dick!”
“What?”
“He was cheating by looking at my cards!”

by DonaldGloverFan53 February 11, 2024

Skooted

To fail, blunder, mess up, fumble, or make a big mistake.

Kyle skooted the extra point kick for his team.

by Brad Brandly May 28, 2025