spengmuffin

Spengmuffin is a term used to describe someone who is unbelievably stupid. Speng meaning to be offensive, similar to 'spaz'. Majority of useage coming from the younger teenagers in High School.

"That guy is a total spengmuffin."

by dizzygal101 March 13, 2016

Splendiculous

Splin - dik- ū- luss

A word used when you want to sarcastically say "splendid" and seriously say "ridiculous" at the same time. Often times to leave people wondering if you are excited or disappointed by a situation, news, or announcement.

Mom: "I need you to babysit Mrs. Smiths kids tonight so make sure you're home early!"

Me: "All 5 of them?! They are so bratty. I always come home stressed out & get a headache afterwards. Do I have to?"

Mom:"I already said you would."

Me: "Splendiculous..."

Mom: "Did you hear that Mr & Mrs Smith are pregnant again?! It's Twins!"

Me: "Really?! 7 kids now?! Well isnt that just Splendiculous of them."

CNN: "The cost of oil, cost of real estate and housing, cost of living, and cost of insurance, cost of (basically everything you need is up) and steadily climbing along with the Unemployment, Welfare , and Tax rates/percentages. To make matters worse the bill to raise minimum wage was voted out yesterday. Plans to rewrite the bill (in hopes it will pass this time) will begin in 6 months....

In other news the president made another executive decision today..."

Me:"Splennn-diculous... :-\ F.M.L."

by MagnawesomeKK April 24, 2016

Splendididity

The idea of splendidness.

My weekend was pure splendididity

by The splendid person June 29, 2017

Spleeg

When a homeless cripple gives you a footjob.

This dude in the red line today totally gave me a Spleeg without even asking first.

by Someguyovitch October 1, 2017

Slengballe

The original word for Laddergolf. The game traces it's origins to an old rite of justice in viking age Norway, where prosecutor and defendant would settle legal disputes with the time-honored game of Slengurbalr, where the loser would be sentenced to death. Preferably by choking on a bola.

"Hey dude, wanna play some Laddergolf?
"IT'S CALLED SLENGBALLE, BITCH! PREPARE TO DIE!"

by slengballepro69 August 11, 2018

Splendickulous

The savory taste of the male genitalia in a womans oral cavity

I was with lou the other night, he tasted splendickulous!

by Titsmeow April 19, 2019

Splenda Flip

The act of taking a half a tab of acid and one small dose of adderall

You trying to Splenda Flip tonight for Space Jesus? I'm pretty broke.

by A subphrenic Teletubby February 3, 2020