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An exciting and intriguing game requiring extreme talent, it can be played and enjoyed by anyone in the world.
Serious fans tend to be annoying pricks who use their soccer passion as an excuse not to get laid.
Serious fans tend to be annoying pricks who use their soccer passion as an excuse not to get laid.
me: Hey man, lets go and hang out with the girls I met the other day, they seem really cool
friend: Na man, my soccer teams got a match
me: oh ok, well how bout tomorrow?
friend: Na man, I really don't like girls, I just want to watch men kick balls around all day. I wish i could have them inside of me
me: ok, well have fun with that, im sorry your life is so empty that you have to base your pride and self respect on the success or failure of a sports team which you don't play on and doesnt even play in this country
friend: Na man, my soccer teams got a match
me: oh ok, well how bout tomorrow?
friend: Na man, I really don't like girls, I just want to watch men kick balls around all day. I wish i could have them inside of me
me: ok, well have fun with that, im sorry your life is so empty that you have to base your pride and self respect on the success or failure of a sports team which you don't play on and doesnt even play in this country
soccer by dontgeitit January 31, 2010
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Soccer
A fag sport. While it does require stamina and endurance, soccer couldn't hold a candle to American Football.
Yeah, in football you wear pads, but if you didn't, you would get seriously injured and possibly killed, especially at the NFL level. Yeah, you get breaks in between plays, but it's like running sprints. One or two sprints won't get you tired, but after an hour of it, you're exhausted. Same with football.
To have a good football team, you need a diverse range of players with different skills. You need a good leader who can throw the football well, a strong, fast player who can absorb hits every play without fumbling the ball, a few fast athletic players who can catch the ball and not drop it after getting leveled by a safety or linebacker, and five big guys to fight in the trenches and block every play and are the most important part of your offense. And that's just the offense.
So for all of you faggots who think that soccer is harder or takes more skill than football and all you need to do to be a football player is throw a football, man up and try playing a real sport, AMERICA's sport, American Football. You wouldn't last 5 seconds against a good team.
Yeah, in football you wear pads, but if you didn't, you would get seriously injured and possibly killed, especially at the NFL level. Yeah, you get breaks in between plays, but it's like running sprints. One or two sprints won't get you tired, but after an hour of it, you're exhausted. Same with football.
To have a good football team, you need a diverse range of players with different skills. You need a good leader who can throw the football well, a strong, fast player who can absorb hits every play without fumbling the ball, a few fast athletic players who can catch the ball and not drop it after getting leveled by a safety or linebacker, and five big guys to fight in the trenches and block every play and are the most important part of your offense. And that's just the offense.
So for all of you faggots who think that soccer is harder or takes more skill than football and all you need to do to be a football player is throw a football, man up and try playing a real sport, AMERICA's sport, American Football. You wouldn't last 5 seconds against a good team.
Soccer by some guy12 February 17, 2009
Soccer
an activity defended by its fans based chiefly on the following, poorly-reasoned premises:
1. It is the "most popular 'sport' in the world." This poor reasoning adheres to the two-pronged logical fallacy of collectivism: (1) what many enjoy does not mean all should enjoy; (2) what many enjoy does not make an activity "good". Further, fans of soccer who base their fandom on its popularity engage in self-perpetuation: "i'm a fan because it's the most popular sport in the world."
2. Soccer requires significant athletic skill and conditioning. Though soccer may, indeed, require significant skill and conditioning, the argument of soccer supporters fails quickly when they attempt to parlay this argument as making soccer's physical requirements superior to the conditioning required for sports such as football, etc. The simple fact is, the activity of soccer, like sports, is played in short bursts of speed, and long lags of standing or shuffling around - the same "lapse of activity" that fans of soccer find fault with baseball, football, etc.
3. Soccer players are tough. This is perhaps the most laughable of rationales, as, even though it may hold water, anyone ever observing "soccer dives" would instantly dismiss this reasoning. Those wishing to proffer the "but they're REALLY HURT when they take dives" defense need look no further than any one of dozens of compilation videos on youtube of soccer players crashing to the ground in agony after being brushed by an opponent.
1. It is the "most popular 'sport' in the world." This poor reasoning adheres to the two-pronged logical fallacy of collectivism: (1) what many enjoy does not mean all should enjoy; (2) what many enjoy does not make an activity "good". Further, fans of soccer who base their fandom on its popularity engage in self-perpetuation: "i'm a fan because it's the most popular sport in the world."
2. Soccer requires significant athletic skill and conditioning. Though soccer may, indeed, require significant skill and conditioning, the argument of soccer supporters fails quickly when they attempt to parlay this argument as making soccer's physical requirements superior to the conditioning required for sports such as football, etc. The simple fact is, the activity of soccer, like sports, is played in short bursts of speed, and long lags of standing or shuffling around - the same "lapse of activity" that fans of soccer find fault with baseball, football, etc.
3. Soccer players are tough. This is perhaps the most laughable of rationales, as, even though it may hold water, anyone ever observing "soccer dives" would instantly dismiss this reasoning. Those wishing to proffer the "but they're REALLY HURT when they take dives" defense need look no further than any one of dozens of compilation videos on youtube of soccer players crashing to the ground in agony after being brushed by an opponent.
1. Soccer fan: "Soccer is awesome because it's the most popular sport in the world!"
Common-sense observer: "So does that mean that the most popular items in the world are awesome, and should be followed by all? Is Muhammad the most awesome name in the world? More people in the world practice Christianity than any other religion - does that make them right, and others wrong? Does it just make Christianity the most awesome religion?"
2. Soccer fan: "You have to be a REAL athlete to play soccer. You have to have strength and speed and skill! Not like those other, wus sports!"
Common-sense observer: "Are you implying that it takes less skill and coordination to, for example, hit a 90+ mile-per hour fastball in baseball, or to use proper leverage to re-direct the rush of a 315 pound defensive tackle in football, than to do anything in soccer?"
3. Soccer fan: "Look at Player X! He's on the ground! He got MAULED by Player Y! Player X may never play again he's hurt so badly! Soccer is such a tough, physical game!"
Common-sense observer (five minutes later): "Looks like Player X is back in the game. Like nothing happened. Even though, when Player Y brushed past Player X, you'd have sworn Player Y shot seven rounds of double-barrel buckshot into Player X's chest at point-blank range."
Common-sense observer: "So does that mean that the most popular items in the world are awesome, and should be followed by all? Is Muhammad the most awesome name in the world? More people in the world practice Christianity than any other religion - does that make them right, and others wrong? Does it just make Christianity the most awesome religion?"
2. Soccer fan: "You have to be a REAL athlete to play soccer. You have to have strength and speed and skill! Not like those other, wus sports!"
Common-sense observer: "Are you implying that it takes less skill and coordination to, for example, hit a 90+ mile-per hour fastball in baseball, or to use proper leverage to re-direct the rush of a 315 pound defensive tackle in football, than to do anything in soccer?"
3. Soccer fan: "Look at Player X! He's on the ground! He got MAULED by Player Y! Player X may never play again he's hurt so badly! Soccer is such a tough, physical game!"
Common-sense observer (five minutes later): "Looks like Player X is back in the game. Like nothing happened. Even though, when Player Y brushed past Player X, you'd have sworn Player Y shot seven rounds of double-barrel buckshot into Player X's chest at point-blank range."
soccer
A term that is know as Football to the whole world apart from America, Canada & Australia. Requires you to have agility to run for 90 mins +. Also requires two feet and a round ball. Good balance is also needed. It's the most over paid job that has higher wages than any other sport, alot of the people who play it are cheaters, they also feel that kicking a ball in a net is the hardest thing in the world. Go retardly crazy when they kick a ball in a net. Professional Footballers only play because of the $100,000 pay check at the end of the game. Although they still like the sport. Most footballers earn pocket money by doing advertisments for boots that make poor kids fell like crap, and they get paid millions for it. Get all the nice women because the biotchs are too popular to be seen with any1 who has a useful job like firefighters & police officers etc. Crowd control is also very poor in some countries due to their dumbness of liking the sport and thinking they are hard fight 1 person with 150 of their low life pals. In some countries, the national football side is referred to as "the troops" even they are no where near as brave as the actual troops who fight for their rich asses. Chavs also favour this sport.