montoro's definitions

italy

A sun-kissed peninsula in southern Europe. The center of european civilization for millenia. Home of the finest art, cusine, fashion, and automobiles on earth. Most italians seem to really enjoy life, despite the fact that hardly any italian toilets work. Even the turds don't want to leave!

If I could pick one nation in the world to survive a nuclear apocalypse, it would be Italy.

by montoro November 17, 2003

soccer

A global sport where nothing much happens on the field. The fans are an absolute riot, though.

Given the choice between watching soccer and a colonoscopy, Trevor wisely chose the latter.

by montoro November 17, 2003