4 definitions by some guy12
THE most brutal, intense, hardcore and insanely awesome thrash/speed metal band of all time. Completely RAPES all Death Metal bands. Best band to headbang and/or mosh to. Not emo, NOT Satanic. People take offense to Tom Araya saying "God hates us all." But he does not acually believe that. According to him, "it just sounds good."
Surgeon General Warning: If you have high blood pressure, you may not want to listen to Slayer or go to a Slayer concert.
Surgeon General Warning: If you have high blood pressure, you may not want to listen to Slayer or go to a Slayer concert.
And the award for "Most Hardcore Band Ever" goes to...... Slayer!!!
Guy in crowd 1: No suprise
Guy in crowd 2: I would have had to kill someone if they lost to some gay Death Metal band
Guy in crowd 3: MOSH PIT!!!!
*cue "Angel of Death"*
(Next Day)
News Reporter: This just in, there were no survivors after the Slayer Mosh Pit incident last night at the Grammys.
Guy in crowd 1: No suprise
Guy in crowd 2: I would have had to kill someone if they lost to some gay Death Metal band
Guy in crowd 3: MOSH PIT!!!!
*cue "Angel of Death"*
(Next Day)
News Reporter: This just in, there were no survivors after the Slayer Mosh Pit incident last night at the Grammys.
by some guy12 December 22, 2008
A fag sport. While it does require stamina and endurance, soccer couldn't hold a candle to American Football.
Yeah, in football you wear pads, but if you didn't, you would get seriously injured and possibly killed, especially at the NFL level. Yeah, you get breaks in between plays, but it's like running sprints. One or two sprints won't get you tired, but after an hour of it, you're exhausted. Same with football.
To have a good football team, you need a diverse range of players with different skills. You need a good leader who can throw the football well, a strong, fast player who can absorb hits every play without fumbling the ball, a few fast athletic players who can catch the ball and not drop it after getting leveled by a safety or linebacker, and five big guys to fight in the trenches and block every play and are the most important part of your offense. And that's just the offense.
So for all of you faggots who think that soccer is harder or takes more skill than football and all you need to do to be a football player is throw a football, man up and try playing a real sport, AMERICA's sport, American Football. You wouldn't last 5 seconds against a good team.
Yeah, in football you wear pads, but if you didn't, you would get seriously injured and possibly killed, especially at the NFL level. Yeah, you get breaks in between plays, but it's like running sprints. One or two sprints won't get you tired, but after an hour of it, you're exhausted. Same with football.
To have a good football team, you need a diverse range of players with different skills. You need a good leader who can throw the football well, a strong, fast player who can absorb hits every play without fumbling the ball, a few fast athletic players who can catch the ball and not drop it after getting leveled by a safety or linebacker, and five big guys to fight in the trenches and block every play and are the most important part of your offense. And that's just the offense.
So for all of you faggots who think that soccer is harder or takes more skill than football and all you need to do to be a football player is throw a football, man up and try playing a real sport, AMERICA's sport, American Football. You wouldn't last 5 seconds against a good team.
by some guy12 February 17, 2009
The greatest sport in the world, played almost exclusively in America. WAY better and more difficult to play than soccer.
Yeah, in football you wear pads, but if you didn't, you would get seriously injured and possibly killed, especially at the NFL level. Yeah, you get breaks in between plays, but it's like running sprints. One or two sprints won't get you tired, but after an hour of it, you're exhausted. Same with football.
To have a good football team, you need a diverse range of players with different skills. You need a good leader who can throw the football well, a strong, fast player who can absorb hits every play without fumbling the ball, a few fast athletic players who can catch the ball and not drop it after getting leveled by a safety or linebacker, and five big guys to fight in the trenches and block every play and are the most important part of your offense.
And that's just the offense. So for all of you faggots who think that soccer is harder or takes more skill than football and all you need to do to be a football player is throw a football, man up and try playing a real sport, AMERICA's sport, American Football. You wouldn't last 5 seconds against a good team.
Yeah, in football you wear pads, but if you didn't, you would get seriously injured and possibly killed, especially at the NFL level. Yeah, you get breaks in between plays, but it's like running sprints. One or two sprints won't get you tired, but after an hour of it, you're exhausted. Same with football.
To have a good football team, you need a diverse range of players with different skills. You need a good leader who can throw the football well, a strong, fast player who can absorb hits every play without fumbling the ball, a few fast athletic players who can catch the ball and not drop it after getting leveled by a safety or linebacker, and five big guys to fight in the trenches and block every play and are the most important part of your offense.
And that's just the offense. So for all of you faggots who think that soccer is harder or takes more skill than football and all you need to do to be a football player is throw a football, man up and try playing a real sport, AMERICA's sport, American Football. You wouldn't last 5 seconds against a good team.
by some guy12 February 17, 2009