Snake Aids

Snake Aids is a mental disease which the infected slowly become snakes. All snakes carry snake aids, and if bitten you will be infected. Snake aids is an std, and can be spread by other animals. There is no cure to snake aids, but there are vaccines, though only the rich and powerful are permitted to get.

Man, I can't believe you got snake aids from that snake, how much time do you have left?

by CDC Animal Diseases Department April 12, 2021

Snake? Snaaaake!

When you die, you may hear this rather then the cute Korean morning for you.

Solid Snake: *moves around in box*
Solder: *shoots random boxes*
Snake: *gets hit*
Colonel: "Snake? Snaaaake!"

by Flame060 March 24, 2005

rescue the snakes

To do something you've been putting off. To do something you don't want to do.

I've been cleaning the house for hours, and it's spotless. Now it's time to rescue the snakes and clean up the puke in the bathroom.

Reference: from the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." The scene wherein Pee Wee Herman is rescuing animals from the burning pet shop. He does not like snakes, and rescues them last after every animal is safe, with a grimace on his face while screaming.

by Rick Anders March 19, 2008

One-Eyed Trouser Snake

A variation on the ever-popular "Trouser Snake", however the prefix added to insure that there is no doubt to what exactly the person is referring to which is coiled in his pants. That is to say, a penis, especially one of considerable length, doubly so if it's snake-like, and almost most certainly if the possesor of said wang must tuck it in his sock or coil it up. See also- Trouser Snake

"Xavier, a refined gigalo on the streets of Canterbury, could raise a generous tuppence with the help of his one-eyed trouser snake"

by Sekkai December 13, 2003

snake belt

the tendency of back seat belts of newer model cars to continually adjust throughout the ride, slowly constricting the victim like an anaconda. This is more prone in overweight individuals, which leaves the belt pressed into their fat approximately 1 inch. The only solution for snake belt is to undo the belt and start the process over again.

Frank: "How long till we get to Chik-Fil-A. I've got a crazy case of snake belt going on back here."
Alex: "Just undo it and start over. You don't wanna end up like Jon Voight."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 21, 2010

snuker

the act of coughing to cover ones gaseous eruptions

"*fart* OH, *cough*" - Scott

"Dude was that a snuker?" - Brendan

"Why yes, yes it was." - Scott

by poopelina June 21, 2010

Snakeholing

When a cock ring comes off during intercourse and stays inside the female for an extended period of time until the male fingers her and finally finds it.

I’m glad I didn’t get toxic shock syndrome after last weekends snakeholing incident.

by Mr. Bunluv June 6, 2018