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Snooki

A creature short in stature who prays on men at nightclubs. When she is ready to feed she initiates in her rare mating dance only seen when incredibly drunk. But once done the man will only survive by punching it in the face and have time to flee as she slithers away
Person 1:Did you hear how Snooki prays on men like a feisty anaconda
by turtles3 December 31, 2014
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Snookie

No snookie for you tonight!
by Fireskave July 26, 2022
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Snooki

Snooki you are a stupid cat, and that is what I love about you
by Elskede Marie<3 June 17, 2019
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Snooky Woo Woo

A fat boy, of around 30-40 cm in length, with a black, white and tan coat and a tail that wags furiously when the men in red walk by. This specimen always barks and is the finest example of animal of his species; a fat chihuahua. He is truely the apotheosis of doggy-kind and his name is Pepe the Chihuahua.
The Snooky Woo Woo loves to receive attention and most of all, his signature treat of “belly-rubbing”.
by Polynomial Remainder Theorem December 6, 2018
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snooki-like

A woman who dresses and grooms to look like Snooki. Similar to a "look-alike", but specifically with regard to Snooki.
I was at the bar last night and the place was mobbed with loud-mouth Snooki-likes.
by tyrannosaurusrick May 9, 2011
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Snooki

An erection that you are unsure of why you have.
Every time I watch Full House I get a snooki.
by StevieIrwin March 14, 2013
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Snookie

A women who thinks they are prettier than they are but really she is short fat and has a really bad fake tan. And you can smell her sour vagina when she walks past.
I hate her she is a snookie.
by Panty waste July 21, 2017
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