smashed

To be stuck on AOL

That poor guy got smashed when he lost his college internet service

by Jmechy February 24, 2003

smashed it

when u smash summet, lol

oh no!!!! i smashed the vase, lol

by lol March 12, 2005

smashed apples

A term to describe a really ugly person.

"That girl had a face like a bag of smashed apples."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

smashed on

1. Telling someone of lesser intelligence how increasingly stupid they are, then making an obvious statement, and showing them how idiotic they REALLY truly are..
2. Used to be known as "Modded." Now a Bay Area, California term.
3. For increasing insult for the victim, say the 'Smash'..look at them for exactly 1 second and CLAP your hands unnecessarily hard in there face.. and say "SMASHED YA DUMB BITCH!"

1.
me: Get the fuck off AIM bitch!
him: ='(
me: when u cry.. it makes me happy
him: GOD DAMN FOO.. that fuckin evilness
me =D

2.
me: I'm telling you its $100 dollars!
her: NO! its only $50
me: WatCh! ill ask them!
-the person says its $100..-
me: SMASHED... YA DUMB BITCH! *CLAP*

by NickSter March 29, 2004

Smashed that Pasty

When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.

"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."

by smashthepasties September 3, 2014

head smashed

The feeling you get after a wild night of drinking. That dizzy in your step after waking up. Also known as a hangover.

"Bro. I downed 6 Jaegers last night. I'm head smashed beyond belief."

by ulson October 13, 2013

Splashed

Drunk beyond recognition.

Dude, get a case, let's get splashed!

by splasher February 28, 2011