jiggery smackery

this is a random selection of sweets,confectionery etc. asked for when the person wants a sweet treat but cannot decide exactly what they want.

''would you like some sweets/candy ?''
''yes please''
''what kind do you want ?''
''eh,just get me some jiggery smackery''

by Nesty. July 9, 2012

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights

The name of chips in the UK

Oi mate can oiey ave' sum Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights?

Sure m8!

by pencilwizard11 March 14, 2021

Snackeries

Delicious snacks substituting food.
Shopping for snacks.

Let's go get some snackeries.

by poweredbychicken June 29, 2008

Chin Smacker

When a you are getting a blow job and your nuts are just smacking the fuck out of thier chin.

Damn I gave that hoe a chin smacker last night!

by Ricky Bizee March 1, 2004

clitty slicker

an intense female orgasm

I did everything to her that I she liked. I was licking her twat, I had one finger up her pussy and one in the stink. After the oral-finger action, she rode on top of me, I took her doggie and finished her off missionary. I gave her one hell of a clitty slicker.

by Paco Taco de Morocco March 7, 2010

slickered

The result of having imbibed too many adult beverages

The frat boys were all slickered up after the football game.

by Susan Nonnenberg September 8, 2005

slackenitis

A very severe condition of being a slacker. Commonly diagnosed by continual refusal to work, be helpful, or show energy for getting things done. Unable to complete a job from start to finish. Is highly contagious in the workplace, home, or anywhere productivity is commonplace.

Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - slackenitis's desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)

Slackenitis:

Joshua I can't come to work today (usually on Monday or Friday), as I have headache.

BOSS Do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every Monday and Friday?

Joshua Yes, I have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on Mondays and Fridays.

BOSS Please stay home, as I think you have slackenitis, and we don't want it to spread to the other employees.

(People use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)

by Supervisor August 16, 2007