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Shmeeg

Shmeeg is basically a cigarette it can be used many ways
For example
"Yo dawg let me bum a shmeeg"
"Go fuck your self I only got one shmeeg left"
"Hey, lets bring our beers outside and have a Shmeeg break"
"Fuck we need to go on a shmeeg run I have no more shmeegs"
"Hey man im bored wanna coem shmeeg"
by Nik135 May 26, 2006
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Shmegal

when you get your head shaved while giving a blow-job and the end result is a lower body temperature only made better by sucking more dick for lunch money
Damn man what happened to Mikus?
Oh dude that guy totally got a shmegal
by gizmo1949 October 16, 2008
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shmegle

whn u fart on someone.may cause labored breathing or possible vomitting if ur cousin shmegles u in ur freaking mouth!!!!!!!!!
brandon jus shmegled dani OMG!!!!
by elizabeth diamond April 18, 2008
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Shmiggles

The word "shmiggles" refers to the little bits of ecstasy left at the bottom of a baggie.
Hey man, anything left in that bag? Any shmiggles at all?
by NinjaRobotPanda July 9, 2015
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Shmeg

Shmeg - a mixture of rotting/decaying vegetable wastes left behind on either a disply sign, or the racks on which food is kept in the produce department of supermarket store.

Believed to have been first used by Kent; the asshole owner of true value foods on quadra island.
"Hey _____(insert name), if you could clean up that shmeg from the sign that would be stellar"

"This prep counter is covered in schmeg, make sure you wipe it off before you leave today and you'll be stylin."
by Birnie January 23, 2008
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Shmiggled

Verb: 1. The act of becoming blinded by an unexpected bright light. 2. Becoming thwarted in one's purpose.
Noun: 1. One who causes unexpected or negative results.
Origin: A U.S. Cobra helicopter pilot on a night-ops mission was flying low and very fast to approach a target. As he climbed out of a small valley, a farmer crested the ridge ahead of him and the hi-beams from his rickety old truck completely blnded the pilot, defeating his mission unexpectedly. It is reported the pilot yelled: "Ahhh - I've been shmiggled! Abort! Abort!"
"I was trying to get to school but was totally shmiggled by a dumptruck when it ran into me."
by WM Tosheff May 6, 2006
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shmegly

1. A stoner. One who enjoys the act of getting "high" or the act of freeing the mind.

2. A free baller, and/or party animal.
John and a group of his friends were all shmeglies, they came homw after a long night at the club and would wake up at noon every day.

"my friend is such a shmegly, she gets high almost every day."
by GoldenRiver July 31, 2009
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