Shitmitten

What occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones ass.

Common to those with enormous asses.
Commonly leads to a shitter overflow.

Johnny dropped a huge shitmitten into the shitter and clogged to whole works.

by Granite_33 May 2, 2011

Shitfit fantastic

A humorous or joking way to say good.
May be sarcastic.

Person 1: How was your day?
Person 2: Shitfit fantastic!

Person 1: Ha same

by yjhger;g;kw February 18, 2013

shit pit

a very dirty car... often splattered with cum and string cheeses.

"Yo man lets go take a ride in yo shit pit maybe catch some of dem hookas"

by EL NACHO... mucho grande April 15, 2015

shitvitation

A Shitvitation is when you are invited to a friend's place and you take a massive shit in their bathroom and then proceed to leave immediately after.

Dude came over and used my bathroom like I gave him a Shitvitation.

by Lollipop Bling January 11, 2016

Shitvite

A shitvite is short for "shitty invite", an invite to do something you don't want to do. It can be an invite under false pretense or a trick to have you do something you normally wouldn't do.

I got a shitvite from Tom this weekend.. He invited me over to help him move out of his apartment .

by MrSilkySensations May 31, 2016

Shitritto

A Burrito that Overflows and Can Only Be Cut Up With a Steak Knife.

The Shitritto is the worst kind of Burrito.

by TheNubbinz July 29, 2016

Shitbitch

One whom complains on social media by indirectly targeting an individual in order to start drama.

"Wow, um, FoxxyTheDarkWolf is such a shitbitch. I've seen their vague posts about ChuckTheeCheese for weeks now."

by waiting_on_the_dick October 22, 2016