American shitbox

Any American made vehicle . Typically decorated with flag stickers and buy American decals to indicate a complete lack of global sourcing knowledge. An American shitbox typically contains less us sourced content than a Toyota or nissan. Typically American shitboxes cost substantially more than the trailer they are parked in front of when new and drop in value rapidly.

Bring me my jumper cables, I'm going to fire up this American shitbox

by Datsu smallcoch July 10, 2015

Shitdown

shitdown shit-douhn
- noun

Virtually known as a piece of shit electronic's last dying beep. Any device could be symptomatic if it is beyond all fucking repair.

shit down
- transitive verb

To experience utter farking failure in an electronic apparatus.

Noun:
Omgawd my computer totally just experienced a massive shitdown, fuck a bitch!

Verb:
My piece of shit Mitsubishi just shit down in a Hooters parking lot. If it had done so next to a Taco Cabana, all of the parts would've been stolen and I wouldn't have had to pay to have it towed to a fucking junkyard!

by dgills June 1, 2010

shitbox

all types of xbox

that shitbox 360 is shit!!!!!!!!11

by :O :D January 22, 2009

Hyundai Shitbox

a common name for any shitty little car

what car does dave drive?".." just a hyundai shitbox

by Hyundaiisshit August 28, 2010

Shitgoose

The coolest photographer ever, actual name is Ryan Gee. Has taken photographs of skaters such as Bam Margera and Tony Hawk.
He stars on Radio Bam a lot and is extremely funny.

Ryan Gee aka Shitgoose is one badass photographer and you suck if you don't love him.

by Daisyx August 2, 2007

Shitbox

Ford Ranger...

man, your Ford Ranger is a complete shitbox.

by elpardak April 5, 2009

shitbox

Firefighter's term for an ambulance.

"Christ, this is the third trick in a row the Captain's put me on the shitbox. No prob, I'd rather run some whiffy rectal bleed than a house fire."

by Crawlover July 3, 2004