Shitigroup

A commonly used term for Citigroup amongst investors and on the street. Citigroup suffered massive financial losses during the 2008 financial due to exposure to troubled mortgages in the form of Collateralized debt obligation (CDO's), compounded by poor risk management The company then massively diluted shares to raise money. Seemingly out of the crisis in 2011 and shed of its govt ownership, the company instituted a despicable reverse split which every one but the management seems to know would further destroy the stock price. With the stock price down almost 97% since before the crisis, the management keeps giving itself massive bonuses while shareholders value plummets. Its past CEO, Chuck Prince who presided over Citigroup's catastrophic losses got a severance of about $150 million, not bad for making the share holders bankrupt.

Shitigroup's stock tanked again, no surprise there, no one wants to hold Shiti with a 10 foot pole or their poles.
Their smooth talking CEO, Pandit the Bandit's paycheck is now worth almost the entire dividend given to shareholders despite the fact the company's shares have lost almost 97% of its value under his tenure.

by rufustherat October 7, 2011

shiteree

All of it. The entire kit and kaboodle.

She brought the whole shiteree in her handbag.

by Alimjake February 11, 2014

shitmermaid

A shitmermaid is when you shit in a woman's vagina, slap her legs together, tie her ankles together, then call her a shitmermaid.

"I found out Cathy was cheating on me man, what should I do?"

"Give her a shitmermaid, Greg, fuck that bitch."

by Ejvind September 23, 2016

active shitter

an individual actively engaged in taking or attempting to take a shit in a confined and populated area

My ass was about to explode at the mall which would have made me an active shitter.

by Springtuckyn February 13, 2015

jitter shitter

Someone who inexplicably feels the need to poop whenever they are nervous.

Bob is always in the bathroom before a test; he's a total jitter shitter.

by Brianbratcher February 14, 2015

Shitter hitter

A gentleman who believes that the anus should not be an output device only.

What shitter hitter!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

shiterature

A piece of writing so bad, that calling it literature is an insult to other writers in the world. Usually found in college workshops and are written about things the author obviously knows nothing about. Bad grammar and spelling is a must. Mary Sues/Gary Stus are also welcome.

Did you read Zola's story? It was a piece of shiterature! why is she in the creative writing department?

That drek on Fanfiction.net is a collection of shiterature!

by mollydolly April 17, 2008