Shelterism

The act of sheltering your child from every “bad” thing in the world until adulthood, causing multiple social disorders.

My poor friend’s parents practice shelterism.

by Probel Chuvak August 14, 2018

Shelbert

The most wonderful girl that you will ever meet. She is perfect in every way she can be perfect.

I've been searching my whole life but I think I finally found it. I found a Shelbert!

by Nobert1 August 11, 2016

uri smeller

a fart that travels around the house stopping clocks and bending spoons

look out iv dropped a uri smeller

by captain crumpalicious October 7, 2008

dirty shelley

When a narcissistic clown thinks his old school manipulations and gaslighting works to keep you in check but instead your girl got her FWBs on speed dial and dials 'em up like she's spinning a bonus round on Wheel of Fortune... She's pulling a dirty Shelley.

"Damn girl... That dude ain't even know he got dirty Shelley-ed by his bitch all last week!"

by Hot footed Zoe June 8, 2020

shellder

a slang term for a vagina.

shellder is the pokemon that most closely resembles a vagina.

"dude, i was chillin with jenny and she straight up showed me her shellder. so i whipped out my squirtle and we boned right there on the spot!"

by austin :OOO October 6, 2009

Shellder

APokemon that looks like a scallop and likes to bite people in their butts while they're tured around. They like sticking out their tongues and can be heard at night yelling SHELLLLLLLLLLLLDERRR! in very high-pitched voices.

Shellder bit the gay mail man in his butt, so now the gay mail man has a new pet.

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

Shelley Bennett

a hot hot hot blonde girl who has a great sense of style and a LOT of motherfuckin jeans!! OOO SHE IS A HOTTIE!! with sexi blue eyes

dude look there is shelley ooo she is smoking!

by JAMONE April 16, 2005