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Brittany Sheets

A discontinued female artist, more known as Mars Argo. Brittany made music with her top tracks on itunes, Using you, A-Okay, Formal girl, Beauty is empty, Runaway Runaway, love in black in white. She has much more music that has been deleted but can still be found across Youtube. Brittany or Mars had a youtube show called *The computer show* featuring Corey Mixter her ex boyfriend, or known as Titanic Sinclair. Unfortunately, they broke up after a incident, ending the Computer show, her music career, and her appearances. Although people called her the Old or original Poppy.
Brittany Sheets is a Discontinued Female artist
by Tulioker November 4, 2017
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Jizz Sheet

Kleenex, Handi-Wipe, your sock or anything else you use to wipe down after masturbating.
"Shit, I'm all out of Kleenex. I'll use my shorts as a jizz sheet"
by creedmoor October 11, 2004
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magic sheet

An enchanted blanket, often seen in American TV movies which clings to an Actress through some invisable force, covering her knockers.
Whooo, that magic sheet just won't budge.
by Eastlygod February 11, 2006
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Sheetzfaced

1) Somewhat similar to shitfaced, but with a degree of apparent euphoria and extreme style that is almost always lacking in the shitfaced individual. This must be accomplished flawlessly while still exhibiting such utter annihilation that the concsciousness of said individual makes a mockery of modern science.

Prospective candidates must be:
-conscious long past the point they should have passed out
-able to communicate ONLY via "happy" and "sad" sounds, as well as some signals (such as making a blind reaches towards other peoples' alcohol)
- possess nowhere near the ablity to sit without aid
-smile incessently--once they finally lose the ability to laugh
-retain enough of their game and god-given talent to smack the ass of any girl who comes too close...but, you know..in a classy way.

2) behaving in a way even comparable to that of said namesake, Sheetz, the night of August 9th, 2008.
Examples:
You were so sheetzfaced you didn't realize you were playing "Faces"...with the glass of water someone had urged you to drink.

I let Shaggy hold onto him for 3 seconds, but he was so sheetzfaced he pretty much dived towards the ground. Weird thing was, I think it made him even more happy...

He was clearly sheetzfaced, why would Davey make him hold the Sailor Jerry while he went to get that Airush tramp stamp? That seemed kinda irresponsible...

Sure you were sheetzfaced, but you were still technically wearing shoes...
by Vela... October 16, 2008
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sweetz

by Layla LaRue April 26, 2006
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two sheets in the bag

An extreme level of drunkenness. This is a mixture of half in the bag, and two sheets to the wind. This saying is usually uttered by the individual too intoxicated to accurately describe his or her level of intoxication. Note, this level of drunkenness may also coincide with carefree spitting on the bar/restaurant floor.
Tom: How are you holing up?
Ryan: I'm two sheets in the bag.
by RPOC November 22, 2007
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