Definitions by Eastlygod

cooking fat 

A commenly used phase in household's with feline occupants. Used when you Mum is in the room and the cat has just jumped on your clean shirt, i.e a clean replacement for F**king Cat

That Cooking Fat has just dragged a dead bird onto my bed!!!

cooking fat by Eastlygod February 12, 2006

magic sheet 

An enchanted blanket, often seen in American TV movies which clings to an Actress through some invisable force, covering her knockers.

Whooo, that magic sheet just won't budge.

magic sheet by Eastlygod February 11, 2006