seal slap

while having a threesome (2 hos and 1 man), you jiz in your hands, then with a ho on each side, you take your hands and slap their titties in a seal like motion screaming seal sounds.

yo, last night i seal slapped dem hos.

by Jerome M Jay February 1, 2008

Navy SEAL

When a guy sneaks into his girlfriend's house at night, past her parents, and eats her out while she is still asleep. In order to make the mission successful, there must be no evidence that he was ever there. Get in and get out.

"Dude, I pulled off the Navy SEAL last night."

by Big Will Style May 6, 2008

Dirty seal

1. The act of straightening your hair so poorly, its almost as though you did it with your feet.

2.It's also when the texture and cleanliness of the hair in question resembles that of a dirty seal's feases-encrusted fur.

sick cunt 1- Christ did you see Mary's hair this morning?

sick cunt 2- Chaa, yeah, she's totally got the dirty seal thing going on.

by Cady XIII May 13, 2009

Land seal

It’s just a fucking dog

Me; Oh wow is that a land seal
Land seal: Yes am also doggo

by That one 🅱️🅾️I July 31, 2018

Vacuum seal

A vacuum seal is when a women is getting fucked in her anus, vagina, and giving oral sex at the same time. This is only possible with either 3 guys & 1 girl, or 4 lesbians with strap -ons.

Dude, Me, Joe, and Billy Bob vacuum sealed this one girl last night!

by Brian Begais June 19, 2008

baby seal

removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and banging it on their forehead

I gave my girl a baby seal last night.

by dagall September 4, 2011

seal moose

a floppy dick that kind of looks like an elephant seal's nose and a moose's face combined. This particularly happens when a guys dick gets rejected by a girls clunge.

"Dude I just got seal moosed last night."

by Elephant seal February 10, 2017