scampweed

A way of calling a child a crack addict/a word for crackheads to be used in a derogatory manner.

Kid: HEY YOU LIKE BIG CHUNGUS?!
Kid2: Shut up you pretentious scampweed.

by calebized November 11, 2020

Penile Scrump

A compound word, initially derived from the word Scrump (a verb which means 'to steal apples from an orchard'). The compound therefore is an act of stealing apples from an orchard, with ones cock.

Brian and Greg were so hungry that Penile Scrumping suddenly became a very tasteful proposition.

by omenofthedeep May 18, 2009

strumpety scrumpet

Whorey sex biscuit

Abi swann is such a strumpety scrumpet!

by the scrumpinator!!!! October 21, 2010

Kevin Scampoli

that bald asshole who does a pro wrestling podcast called "The Whole Fucking Show" and looks like Baron Corbin's long lost brother

Kevin Scampoli is god

by SAVEUS.Y2J June 4, 2020

scrump

Scrump is the short version of the word scrumptious meaning looking good.

Jess was looking scrump today with a capital SCRUMP!

by ushz.cmp May 4, 2011

Scrump

to have sexual intercourse, and/or are "scrumping"

"hey baby wanna scrump?"

by ImSpecialKYo December 7, 2009

Scrump

Combines scum and Trump. Perfect description for the sack of shot in the White House as well as his sycophantic followers.

There was a real scrump in the store yesterday -- Donald Trump shirt and everything. I think the scumbag left a slime trail behind him.

by Dharma Midget April 18, 2018