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Scriptin'

Falseness in personality, words, or actions.
Nigga, why you scriptin'?

I thought we was chillin' tonight dawg, but I guess you feel like scriptin'?
by Collie Bear November 8, 2009
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Scrumpty

A word used mostly in the South-West England to describe someone who is a Numpty (a bit dopey/silly), but also very attractive and loveable.

i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty.

The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.
After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself.

Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."
by Martha Bean November 16, 2006
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scrumptless

damn dawg, this burger is scrumptless...i'd rather eat the ass out of a dead rhino.
by Nellystradamous December 16, 2008
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Scriptedest

Scriptedest means it pretends to be unscripted and spontaneous but in fact it is totally fake and staged.
1)
MTV's Moving In is the scriptedest reality show ever.

2)
Dude on MTV: I am an ultimate fighter and I have arachnophobia.

MTV Viewer: No kidding.

Dude on MTV wakes up in the middle of the night, screams "there's a bug in my pants!", runs away in a direct line from the camera and jumps into a garden swimming pool.

MTV Viewer: Fuck, this is the scriptedest show ever!
by humdeedum January 20, 2011
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Script kitten

A Little kid that thinks he can hack
Little kid: I'm going to hack your PSN account

Bob: you can't hack shit

Little kid: i swear I will shut your ass Down

Bob: do it
Five minutes later shit don't happen he is nothing but a Script kitten
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Scrubtastic

A man that is considered to be good at absolutely nothing. Mostly not having anything like a job, car, or a place to live and is not willing to do so.
Why do you bother with these scrubtastic dudes. They don't want to work, and expect you to take care of them.
by Envy H May 20, 2015
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Script Kiddie

When someone on the internet Is a wannabe hacker who Clams to hack but uses written out programs like grabify That's able to get IP Address's
Script kiddie:I can boot you offline
Person:How? by using programs you script kiddie!
Script kiddie:
by DANK_WATERMELON_MEMES April 3, 2017
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