scraffly

Of disheveled appearance

Look at that scraffle-headed biaaaatch!

by Jason Porter July 9, 2005

scraffed

The process of scratching an orifice of any living creature and then having to vigorously smell the object/s used to scratch it. Whilst performing this action you must be dressed in a gimp suit whilst screaming 'Ainsley Harriott gave my meat a good ol' rub'.

"Hey dude, I finally scraffed Sophie last night. For some weird reason all I can smell is shit today."

by HDAM February 14, 2017

scruffable

Word describing somebody as sexually attractive. Seems to be well known to students from Adelaide University around the late 80s to early 90s.

Kristal: OMG Becky! He's like _so_ scruffable!
Becky: Yeah! He's just like that guy who owns Hoobajoob

by SSilvester August 5, 2004

scruff monkey

1. One whom looks very scruffy.
2. One with a bum-like appearance due to insufficient shaving habits.

Joe hasn't shaved for a few days. He's starting to really look like a scruff monkey.

by Vincent M. November 12, 2007

scruffus

noun. - A scruffy but lovable person or animal, one who is unkempt in appearance but still endearing.

Today, my husband came home from his construction job looking like a scruffus.

by sundei76 October 8, 2008

scruffypup

a girl often of short stature seen in old comfy clothing, who you know will look like she has a pedigree when tidied up

"man look at that over there!"
"she is one scruffypup"
"needs her coat grooming for sure man"

by goatboy69 February 25, 2009

Schaffmann

Getting Clobbered in the back of the head with a putter used for golf.

No please no! not the Schaffmann!

by Dominus764543 April 17, 2011