n.
A unit of measurement related to the quantity of social media popularity or publishing frequency usually displayed as a fraction.
A unit of measurement related to the quantity of social media popularity or publishing frequency usually displayed as a fraction.
Director of Marketing "How popular is our CEO's blog?"
SEM Manager "Great! He's nearly half a scoble."
SEM Manager "Great! He's nearly half a scoble."
by Lisa Padilla April 7, 2008
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- Drunks and alcoholics; leading to one of the highest rates of domestic violence between husbands and wives in Europe.
- Bigotry: Most Scottish people still think it's totally acceptable to hate the English with such venom and spite, it's practically encouraged to air those views and feelings in public.
- Grown men wearing skirts. A true Scotsman is said to be one who wears a kilt (skirt) without underwear - and this is usually proven once they're drunk and think nothing of exposing their 'meat and two veg' to other men, women and even children. But this crude act isn't a "sexual crime"; its seen as "just for laughs". True Scotsmen also think nothing of urinating in public especially when drunk regardless of where they are. Most don't even 'lift their skirts' hence their urine-stained boots.
- Hogmanay (New Year's Eve to you and me): While the rest of the world are celebrating the end of one year and the beginning of another, it's the one night of the year where all of Scotland gets blind drunk.
- Patriotism. Even if most haven't been north of Glasgow or Edinburgh (both of which are closer to England than the most northern part of Scotland)
- Drunks and alcoholics; leading to one of the highest rates of domestic violence between husbands and wives in Europe.
- Bigotry: Most Scottish people still think it's totally acceptable to hate the English with such venom and spite, it's practically encouraged to air those views and feelings in public.
- Grown men wearing skirts. A true Scotsman is said to be one who wears a kilt (skirt) without underwear - and this is usually proven once they're drunk and think nothing of exposing their 'meat and two veg' to other men, women and even children. But this crude act isn't a "sexual crime"; its seen as "just for laughs". True Scotsmen also think nothing of urinating in public especially when drunk regardless of where they are. Most don't even 'lift their skirts' hence their urine-stained boots.
- Hogmanay (New Year's Eve to you and me): While the rest of the world are celebrating the end of one year and the beginning of another, it's the one night of the year where all of Scotland gets blind drunk.
- Patriotism. Even if most haven't been north of Glasgow or Edinburgh (both of which are closer to England than the most northern part of Scotland)
by motownredux October 16, 2011
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To be downgraded while another is promoted especially if you started off together.
Named after the actor Peter Scolari, who started off with Tom Hanks in the tv show Bosom Buddies but faded into obscurity while Hanks rose to superstardom.
Named after the actor Peter Scolari, who started off with Tom Hanks in the tv show Bosom Buddies but faded into obscurity while Hanks rose to superstardom.
by War May 7, 2004
Get the Scolari mug.Scotland is the most northerly nation of the United Kingdom. It's native name is Alba. The national languages are English, Scots and Scottish Gaelic. They are a Celtic nation. The famous Tartan Army come from here and hate the SOUTHERNERS (England).
Scotland is better than England.
by Clyde1998 June 6, 2010
Get the Scotland mug.(verb, past tense) A situation where a litigant brings action against an innocent party and is found out by a judge to be bringing the case in bad faith. That party is then said to have been "scowned." Has its roots in the SCO vs IBM case.
In conclusion, you do not own the patent to filenames. Therefore, this court has no option but to record a verdict of the plaintiff having been scowned.
by The_Real_Chronos July 2, 2006
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–verb (to scoble)
1. To receive a reply to an often reasonable comment with a nonsensical sentence involving the misuse of the English language, but which at the same time makes absolute sense.
Often humorous in its construction.
Will usually require at least two readings to fully comprehend its meaning.
–verb (to scoble)
1. To receive a reply to an often reasonable comment with a nonsensical sentence involving the misuse of the English language, but which at the same time makes absolute sense.
Often humorous in its construction.
Will usually require at least two readings to fully comprehend its meaning.
When describing facial hair:
"Your moustache are like two fighting badger being glued together to forum a bridge for unwanted hobnobs crumb to cross over"
#ubinscobled
In retort to a discussion on compulsory wearing of helmets:
"Sexist, how can the female have helmet? they don't even have penises.
Unless you count their clitoris as a penis, in which case you're just strange."
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"Your moustache are like two fighting badger being glued together to forum a bridge for unwanted hobnobs crumb to cross over"
#ubinscobled
In retort to a discussion on compulsory wearing of helmets:
"Sexist, how can the female have helmet? they don't even have penises.
Unless you count their clitoris as a penis, in which case you're just strange."
#ubinscobled
by ibinscobled October 24, 2011
Get the Scoble mug.A bitter little country, thoroughly upset that it plays no significant part in world affairs. Its native population enjoys being so anti-English that it gets boring to listen to after about 5 minutes. A nation so great that many Scots find it necessary to leave their homeland and settle down elsewhere...
Shame about the inhabitants really because the countryside is stunning! Glen Coe is a particular favourite spot of mine.
Shame about the inhabitants really because the countryside is stunning! Glen Coe is a particular favourite spot of mine.
by much_too_much March 6, 2010
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