Schmooli

Anything or anyone

By the way theres a schmooli on your sweater.

Hey did you schmoolies listen to the new schmooli that came out yesterday? I think its really schmooli

by Koidini Ze Goat November 7, 2018

Schmoog Sesh

a verb, used to describe the act of cuddling, which typically leads to a sexual acts. This word is commonly used between couples that are dating, hooking up, using one another, or just friends with benefits.

It can also act as a verb for friends or close friends, to describe an intimate time. Much like cuddling, spooning, or anything else done in a comfortable way.

Babe, do you just want to SCHMOOG all morning instead of going to class?!

After losing the basketball game, Brad decided to forgo the bars and enjoy a schmoog sesh with his bff, Jill.

by Dat Kat January 26, 2011

schmooples

please see schmoopie.
one who is fond of schmoopie~ing others.

Julie is a schmoopie whore...or schmooples.

by Schmooples February 3, 2004

Schmoof

Obtains any meaning that the user chooses. Definitions can be implied by context, usage, and tone of voice.

"I totally schmoofed you in Halo."

"Man, my dad is such a schmoof."

"I'm positive that Shawn and her schmoofed after the concert. I heard them in the other room."

by Matt Gaskins May 28, 2008

Schmoob

It is the residue left over when you don't wipe the nut of your girlfriend's boobs.

Yo I heard Toomp found some Schmoob on his girl.

by TOomp March 11, 2021

schmickity schmackety schmooo0

four people joining hands and skipping through the woods singing naked

I can't wait to see you're willy while we are schmickity schmackety schmooo0ing this evening

by bj (becjen) July 7, 2010

Schmoo

A microscopic elephant that shares a flat with your brain cells. Brain cells aren't actually smart. They copy schmoo's homework, therefore the more schmoo you have; the more smarts you have.

Certain species of schmoo have also been shown to make a person lucky, schiztophrenic(yes, symptoms of the poetic muse have been traced to schmoo) or even hyperactive. Scientists are currently investigating other locations where schmoo are found.

Person 1: he got an A+++++++!!! I didn't even know that was possible!
Person 2: He must have a lot of schmoo
Person 1: my schmoo speak to me
Person 2: you should get help

by The one, the only, veggie-burger! January 2, 2009