The nicest, sweetest, kindest girl in the world. She may not value herself but I always will. She is my everything. I love her more than anyone in the world. She can say dumb things sometimes like "I am terrible" or "I'm not cute" but we all know she's just tired. She doesn't even know how amazing she really is but I will always think of her as amazing.
by keido May 12, 2023
Get the Salome mug.by 69420🅿️ July 1, 2023
Get the safoomb mug.by someoneinsomestateinsomeplace August 8, 2023
Get the shloom mug.She’s either the most diabolical person imaginable or the absolute opposite … or both … so there’s that .
Salome is so fine …
by You are a fucking clown September 3, 2023
Get the Salome mug.Salome got a big ass. She got a fatty. She is so hot and pretty. She is beautiful in every way. She especially good in bed. She’s also a NIGGA
by Yourhot1234 November 20, 2023
Get the Salome mug.An act of tomfoolery so nefarious and silly it doesn't even have a word for it in the dictionary, making its existence only known in slang form
"Dude! I just did a NEFARIOUS salooey last night!"
"I wish I was as cool as you, then I could do all the salooeys I ever wanted."
"I wish I was as cool as you, then I could do all the salooeys I ever wanted."
by Anxxyo April 29, 2025
Get the Salooey mug.In Bananoian language, Salome literally translates to “juicy ass” — and she lives up to it. Known for her dangerously powerful vibes, juicy lips, and “I will beat you then cry about it” energy. If she’s mad? Run. If she’s laughing? Still run. Gets a potato face when emotional but somehow still looks cute as hell.
Salome is the kind of best friend who will fight for you, judge strangers with you, and look good doing it. She’s loyal to ONE and only ONE bestie. If you’re not that bestie… yikes. You’re being judged right now. Together.
Extremely loyal. Judges others with you.
💋 Has a boyfriend. Do NOT look at him. She’ll track you down and make you drink your own blood with a straw.
Soft spot alert: lowkey gets sad about his baldness but still calls him hot( hair is less important for her)Will fight anyone who roasts him.
Salome is the kind of best friend who will fight for you, judge strangers with you, and look good doing it. She’s loyal to ONE and only ONE bestie. If you’re not that bestie… yikes. You’re being judged right now. Together.
Extremely loyal. Judges others with you.
💋 Has a boyfriend. Do NOT look at him. She’ll track you down and make you drink your own blood with a straw.
Soft spot alert: lowkey gets sad about his baldness but still calls him hot( hair is less important for her)Will fight anyone who roasts him.
Bro… is that girl making a potato face while threatening someone and defending her bald man?”
“Yeah. That’s Salome. She’s in her emotional assassin era.”
“Yeah. That’s Salome. She’s in her emotional assassin era.”
by bananious July 9, 2025
Get the salom mug.