bog swan

guy who sneeks a peek at your genitals when pissing in public toilets

watch out for that guy, he's a total bog swan

by sausage360g September 14, 2010

Bella Swan

Verb: An act of clumsiness or stupidity.

I pulled a Bella Swan in Wal-Mart today, someones going to be doing their job

by betting--on--alice April 22, 2009

go black swan

When something is so upsetting or frustrating it makes one want to stab oneself in the face, either literally or figuratively; reminiscent of a scene in the film 'Black Swan'.

Man, when Jenna was complaining about Mary I was about ready to go black swan.

Swear to god if I have to stand in line for one more minute I'm going to go black swan.

by Luudy January 15, 2011

Wonky Swan

Street name for Ketamine, horse (and swan) tranquilliser. Term used primarily by those who are tripping their nuts off. side effects include being a general fuck up.

mum doesn't even know how much wonky swan he's had

by scrotdoctor September 16, 2010

Bella Swan

1. A character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight

2. A pretty swan

3. A random act of clumsiness or stupidity

3. I pulled a Bella Swan today and accidentally went flying over the sofa.

by diddly oop November 2, 2006

Bella Cullen/Swan

A whiny teenager that's stupid enough to let a vampire fall in love with her, then fuck her and make her pregnant with his freaky spawn. I mean, how the hell can he have sperm if his body is frozen in time!

Bella Cullen/Swan is the main female character in the Twilight saga.

by Remus Lupin's god-daughter June 26, 2009

Bella Swan

1. A necrophiliac who is also very clumsy. May or may not be insane saying that vampires sparkle. Also has been known to have bestiality with a wolf. If you see her run very far away.

2. A girl closely related to Mary Sue, they might be twins.

OMG is that Bella Swan? Run away!!!!!!

I think I'm going to do a Bella Swan and bang some dead dudes and wolves.

by goanddie April 16, 2010