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porn swan

a gentleman who enjoys the finer qualities in life... but more specifically dedicating a significant portion of his life to filming the sacred act of swans fornicating in a pond of virgins tears. although a rare and elusive creature... the porn swan is as magnificent being of inspiration and sexual lust. Main stream use of the phrase has transformed the definition into a term of sexual endearment for an individual whose unbelievable conquests have been filmed.
Dude I was at the park with my girlfriend watching swans floating in the lake until a Porn Swan came and creeped them out!

The guy made a sex tape with my goldfish, buick, and grandmother... he is the ultimate Porn Swan!
by Woppyvac July 11, 2010
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Black Swan

Derived from the movie Black Swan

To meet a naive individual then later have relations with them after heavily being under the influence, hearing of their disbelief they would do such a thing the next day.
Bro, she totally went black swan on you last night, she's totally not that type.
by Kaolo March 15, 2011
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fuck swan

a type of insult directed at a person who would probably fuck a swan and also probably on their period
by RainbowfuckyourshitupDash January 1, 2015
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Swan bumps

Goose bumps for the more elegant and poised of society
It's chilly out here , I've already got swan bumps
by Priprixx August 30, 2016
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Wolf-Swan

An old shitbox car, that is driven by a hot person.
The ultimate symbolism, that there is more to life than keeping up with the latest model car.

Origin: Wolf Strong, courageous, fierce, ferocious, lone wolf, leader, alpha, rugged

Swan Delicate, graceful, smooth. elegant, majestic
Wow , that chick is sooooo damn hot, and I respect the Wolf-Swan she is driving.
by Digity111 December 20, 2016
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falling swan

When a man falls down with his arms extended giving him the appearance of a swan falling over with his penis landing in the vagina
Dude did you hear about Kyle he falling Swan into his girlfriend
by Sealclubber 93 June 19, 2018
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Swan Queen

The ship consisting of Emma Swan and Regina Mills in the tv series One Upon A Time.
Person 1: I love Emma and Regina together

Person 2: Yeah Swan Queen should have been canon
by Vodkafingers July 23, 2018
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